I hope his phone takes texts he didn’t put his area code on it so I hope I even texted the right number

Apr 24. 0 Notes.

Oh god gardeners are always like. Late 20 to 30s I hope he’s like 22 or something reasonable like
Oh hello you’re 34 yes well I’m 19 it’s good to meet you

Apr 24. 0 Notes.

Oh I should probably send Doug the gardener a text

Apr 24. 0 Notes.

I fucking love my new phone it runs so. Fucking fast

Apr 24. 0 Notes.

miscaitlin:

tes1a:

tes1a:

gamers dont take hot showers

they take image-y ones

what

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rainbowraconteur:

I’m going to continue to reblog this every year I have a tumblr

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You Cannot Rest Here

feelinranty:

meeplol:

Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”

Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?

I do.

Don’t you fuckin do this to me

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Revolver-Ocelot:

Revolver Ocelot

Revolver-Ocelot:

Revolver Ocelot

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I’m thinking about making dmmd phone cases does that even sound like a remotely good idea

Apr 24. 1 Notes.

athenacykes:

Dai Gyakuten Saiban - First trailer

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