Someone named destiny called and asked for me from my home phone and then hung up on me as she was talking about how I as born in 1988 and something about my mailing address

Jul 31. 0 Notes.

projectiledamage:

Peaches Sold as Sexy Butts in China (via Kotaku)

Peaches have long been compared to backsides. Because, well, peaches look like tushes! And now, thanks to some fruit venders in China, they really look like butts. Sexy butts. 

These peaches are apparently being sold to capitalize on the the upcoming romantic Qixi Festival. They’re a novelty present! And should be taken as such. But, they aren’t cheap: A box of nine panty fruit is 498 yuan or US$80. 

The peaches are getting mainstream coverage in China. Online, some people have been delighted by the peaches, while as Sina explains, some think they are rather vulgar! They look kind of cheeky to me. 

China News reports that these unusual peaches are called “Ripe Fruit” (蜜桃成熟時), a name evoking obvious sexual connotations. The panty peaches were first developed by a fruit vender in Nanjing, with each pair of underwear slipped on each sexy butt by hand. As SDChina reports, the peaches are from Yangshan, in Wuxi, an area that’s also famous for its lingerie and garment industry.

(via my-esl-student)

Jul 31. 40 Notes.

mazehouse:

randomgeeknamedbrent:

beepish:

kikutalia:

I’M CRYING
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#itadakimassachusetts

Konichiwashington

hawaii desu

(via baguette-sama)

fall-out-bruh:

thepersonalmushimaster:

Fall Out Bruh

it me

(via pastryotism)

Jul 31. 4 Notes.

"I’m an adult, but not like a real adult "

� anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

(via vancoshima)

direhuman:

xerneas:

Dragonite is so ugly compared to Dragonair. I will never get over the fact such a beautiful Pokemon evolving into that goofy looking fatass.

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(Source: diancie, via vancoshima)

My cat smells like BBQ chips

Jul 31. 1 Notes.

filmsinmotion:

2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)

(Source: fkyeahfilmgifs, via massque)

clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

(via theoriginaldumpsterkun)

bewbin:

i win 

bewbin:

i win 

(Source: bewbin, via spot-the-difference)

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